Speaking of spew… Jack Nicholson can’t handle the Witches of Eastwick.


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This post in response to a now defunct post, “Jack spews the truth and nothing but” in which the author lauds Nicholson’s memorable line from A Few Good Men… “You can’t handle the truth!” and a few other memorable film quotes.

I’d add to that list Jack Nicholson’s delivery of “Wait ’til they get a load of me!” in Batman. But in another stratosphere is this magnificently oh-so-Nicholson scene from Witches of Eastwick. In this clip, Jack Nicholson spews much more than the truth, much more than clever lines, he spews cherries…and this kick-ass divine query. He really wants to know!

Women. Was it a mistake? Or did he do it to us on purpose?!

3 Responses to “Speaking of spew… Jack Nicholson can’t handle the Witches of Eastwick.”

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  1. Gary says:

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    ‘Find a cure, then a vaccine….’
    pmsl

  2. Gary says:

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    ..and let’s not forget JN in The Shining: ‘Here’s Johnny…’

  3. Patrick says:

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    Our man Jack gets a good one in pretty much every film. How about As Good as it Gets?

    “You make me want to be a better man.”

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